I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
whenever im trying to do anything
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.